*Forex crisis may ease as CBN begins flexible policy (Dis hunger too much for Naija jare.....) *PDP faction locks up leaders in secret...
*Forex crisis may ease as CBN begins flexible policy
(Dis hunger too much for Naija jare.....)
(Dis hunger too much for Naija jare.....)
*PDP faction locks up leaders in secretariat as crisis worsens
(APC juju just dey scatter PDP people..na dem wahala jare)
(APC juju just dey scatter PDP people..na dem wahala jare)
*How Nigeria can manage recession, avert depression
(plenty grammar no go full belly)
(plenty grammar no go full belly)
*Reps move for N36 billion to offset ex-militants’ pay arrears
(Paying ex-pipeline vandals and reformed kidnappers?Crime pays in Nigeria...I LOVE MY COUNTRY I NO GO LIE!)
(Paying ex-pipeline vandals and reformed kidnappers?Crime pays in Nigeria...I LOVE MY COUNTRY I NO GO LIE!)
*Government signs N25b contract to aid school feeding
(Any contribution from state govts that cannot pay salaries?)
(Any contribution from state govts that cannot pay salaries?)
*Prepare for the worst Olympics ever, Toriola warns Nigerians
(Let's always blame PDP not Sai Baba body language)
(Let's always blame PDP not Sai Baba body language)
*Ijaw fault Amaechi on maritime varsity, talks with militants
(Wetin concern Don Trump with the price of Garri in Lagos?)
(Wetin concern Don Trump with the price of Garri in Lagos?)
*Stocks gain as CBN says market’ll determine naira rate
(Make me sef start to invest in stocks but...)
(Make me sef start to invest in stocks but...)
*Buhari arrives in Nigeria today after 10-day medical trip
(Let's all welcome back HIS HOLINESS, SAINT OF DAURA)
(Let's all welcome back HIS HOLINESS, SAINT OF DAURA)
*Ogun students protest lecturers’ unpaid 14-month salaries
(Gov Amosun must listen to their demands now...)
(Gov Amosun must listen to their demands now...)
*Banks grumble as Bayelsa civil servants receive cash salaries
(To checkmake ghost workers?Wetin dey happen?)
(To checkmake ghost workers?Wetin dey happen?)
*‘Involve credible people in dialogue with Avengers’
(Same as Boko Haram and OPC militants...)
(Same as Boko Haram and OPC militants...)
*We’ll soon put smile on Nigerians’ faces – BUHARI.
(No wonder you employed over 15 SANs to defend your certificate scandal?I just dey laff at you with my Scottish accent..walahi!)
(No wonder you employed over 15 SANs to defend your certificate scandal?I just dey laff at you with my Scottish accent..walahi!)
*Expert urges intelligence gathering to fight terrorism
*Obanikoro Addresses $2.1bn Arms Deal Allegation, Welcomes Extradition Process(Why not come back to Naija to explain yourself?Fear of Baba Daura prison is not a laughing matter)
*Senate Constitutes C’ttee to Probe Non-remittance of N1tn by NNPC(Stealing is now corruption...)
*Boko Haram floats radio station
(As we get Biafra radio,Oodua radio sef dey...All na DemonCrazy!
(As we get Biafra radio,Oodua radio sef dey...All na DemonCrazy!
*House Cautions against Use of Force in Niger Delta
(Criminals wey dey bomb gas pipelines as if high on drugs no deserve pity at all...)
(Criminals wey dey bomb gas pipelines as if high on drugs no deserve pity at all...)
*House Orders Investigation into Centenary City Project
(FG must also probe some Lagos contracts under Fash!)
(FG must also probe some Lagos contracts under Fash!)
*Boko Haram Terrorists Kill Vigilantes, Abduct Four Women
(Old stories to many ears...please borrow me NOKIA 3310 charger!)
(Old stories to many ears...please borrow me NOKIA 3310 charger!)
*Enugu Killings: Nimbo Community Demands N17bn Compensation from FG(Wetin Elzakzaky people go ask for?CBN?)
*Osun Christians Hold Prayer Rallies in Protest against Hijab Ruling
(Hunger never hammer Aregbesola people I swear to God..)
(Hunger never hammer Aregbesola people I swear to God..)
*Market forces to determine Naira rate, says CBN
(Na Witches & wizards dey determine the rate....yes oo.)
(Na Witches & wizards dey determine the rate....yes oo.)
*NLC set to shut six banks for sacking workers
(Wetin we no go hear again in Nigeria?)
(Wetin we no go hear again in Nigeria?)
*Police procure drones, forensic laboratory to tackle crime
(High-tech policing of the 21st century.Glory be to God!)
(High-tech policing of the 21st century.Glory be to God!)
*Arase warns officers against abuse of power, extra-judicial means
(Practice what you preach...search your conscience Oga Police!)
(Practice what you preach...search your conscience Oga Police!)
*Poll cash: Sheriff agrees to refund N40m
(But FFK still dey use strong head say he no go refund N840 M.)
(But FFK still dey use strong head say he no go refund N840 M.)
*Appeal Court okays ex-NSA Dasuki’s detention
(Dasuki fit stay longer for prison because....)
(Dasuki fit stay longer for prison because....)
*‘Badeh’s agent asked me to buy property in my company’s name’ - EFCC witness(Corruption stinks to high heavens in my country!)
*New forex policy begins June 20
(How dat one go reduce hunger in Nigeria?Rubbish dot com!)
(How dat one go reduce hunger in Nigeria?Rubbish dot com!)
*Police arrest alleged mastermind of Lagos schoolgirls’ abduction
(Poverty breeds crimes...carry am go court now!)
(Poverty breeds crimes...carry am go court now!)
*Reps fight over Prado SUV, constituency projects
(Chop chop legislooters....Stories go plenty on judgement day!)
(Chop chop legislooters....Stories go plenty on judgement day!)
*CCT: Saraki’s motion to sack Umar stalls trial
(Like play,like play,Egbon Bukola go finish 4 years in power...Thank you Eyin Alfa Ilu Ilorin tiwa!)
(Like play,like play,Egbon Bukola go finish 4 years in power...Thank you Eyin Alfa Ilu Ilorin tiwa!)
*Protesting Imo pensioners shut down Owerri
(Maybe dem governor travel to Siberia for Summer holiday?)
(Maybe dem governor travel to Siberia for Summer holiday?)
*…Don’t negotiate with Avengers, says Oduku.
(After negotiating with Avengers,then another militant group Oil Scavengers go show face.....even Dracula Militants sef)
(After negotiating with Avengers,then another militant group Oil Scavengers go show face.....even Dracula Militants sef)
Today's sermon :
Always try to be the best you can be in life.Try all means to leave a good legacy behind.Nobody is perfect in this world.This life is too short.If we are extremely lucky,maybe we all live longer above 100 years.That's not possible.Death can knock at anybody's door at anytime.How many of our parents or grandparents still alive today?What of our childhood friends?Are we better than all of them to still be alive till today?Relax your mind for few seconds-Ask yourself now.A word is enough for the wise.I am just playing my own part for my children & grand children to be proud of me if no more in this world.
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