NEWS HEADLINES FROM BABA ADAM :

*NEITI, EFCC go after oil firms over unremitted $11 billion (That's corruption...Go after them quick quick!) *Court Sacks Abia Gov...

*NEITI, EFCC go after oil firms over unremitted $11 billion
(That's corruption...Go after them quick quick!)

*Court Sacks Abia Governor, Ikpeazu; Orders Immediate Swearing In Of Uche Ogah
(Wahala dot com....Demon is crazy!)

*Kukah urges agitators to go through National Assembly
(But no senators or Govs from SE Nigeria support the Biafrans?)

*Nigerian wins Innovation Prize for Africa 2016 with urine malaria test(Congrats!Nigerians are great achievers in many fields!)

*IGP cautions officers against nepotism
(Shey na today yansh dey for back?)

*Government seeks support for grazing reserve policy
(Animals get more rights than human beings in Nigeria..)

*Military kills 10 terrorists, rescues 5,000 hostages in Borno
(Glory be to God.......Chibok school girls still missing abi na Scam?)

*Catholics plan protest over herdsmen activities in Enugu
(Mallam Burantai Dubai go gun you down in cold blood...)

*Robbery Suspects Blame Economic Downturn for Foray into Crime
(Rubbish talk!Why not be a farmer or road sweeper?)

*Task Force Arrests 15 Notorious Cultists in Lagos
(Which cult dem belong to?Who be dem godfathers?)

*Troops Kill Four Rustlers, Recover Stolen Livestock in Zamfara
(May their souls rest in pieces...sorry I mean in peace!)

*Jealous House Wife Cuts off Toddler’s Manhood in Niger
(Make dem cut her own 2 boobs...and pour small pepper for her somtin!)

*Brexit: More Nigerians Face Deportation From UK, Lawyer Warns
(Polish people sef dey lament racism now...wahala dot com!)

*Afenifere Claims Nigeria is Failing the Yoruba Nation
(That's bitter TRUTH!Let's organise our own BREXIT...)

*SERAP: Why Fayose Should Not Enjoy Immunity
(Keep on twisting the constitution to massage PMB's ego!)

*Ijaw Youths: Count Us out of Lagos, Ogun Massacres
(Na ghost plus foreigners dey kill people for Lagos/Ogun?)

*Forgery: Anxiety as Saraki, Ekweremadu face trial today

*IGR: 15 states may go bankrupt(Oya make we Shoki)

*Militancy: Buhari invites Niger Delta monarchs to Abuja
(Why not invite the militants?Why not visit the area?Fear dey catch the old soja?)

*Sokoto: Nigeria’s only LG without secondary school gets one
(Thank God for SW Nigeria...You must go to school!)

*NASS caucus faults EFCC on Fayose’s accounts
(Call Fayose any name..I salute his courage anyday!)

*N100bn textile intervention: Why textile companies can’t create jobs now(Na bcos imported materials our people love to buy!)

*Why Labour opposes abolition of tenure for perm secs, directors
(All na to chop money...nothing more...Ori gbogbo yin ti daaru!)

*How militants’ attacks hurt oil, gas earnings
(Who still dey buy Naija oil now?Militants must apply commonsense...you're not hurting Buhari but all Naijas!)

*Man abandons son for bag of rice in Kano
*FG may redeploy North-East troops to N’Delta

*IYC leaders risk jail over invasion of Murray-Bruce station
(Commonsense Vs Logic...na dem wahala jare!)

*Prison service begins probe of Abuja jailbreak
(Really?Prisoner still dey chop N14,000 food per day?)

*‘States’ll not get bailout if monthly allocation hits N500bn’ - Adeosun(Bail out yet unpaid salaries..God punish you all!)

*Fulani herdsmen: FG should be sincere, says Catholic priest
(They are non-Nigerians...Sai Baba don talk am!)

*Senator asks Buhari to declare state of emergency in Zamfara
(Not only in Zamfara but in Ogun & Lagos over killings by militants!)

*Father disowns two sons arrested as cult leaders.
(If dem win gold medals for Olympics..He go claim dem?)

Today's sermon :

We are all here today,but nobody is 100 per cent sure of tomorrow.Death is enough as a sermon for all deep thinkers.
We need to always think of legacy if we are no more in this world.
If you're wealthy or in power today,just be humble because we all came into this world with nothing and shall surely be buried with nothing one day.A word is enough for the wise.Thank you!