*Expect more criminals during recession,Obiano tells judges (Poverty breeds high crimes!Hungry man na angry man) *Kaduna tremor: Senate war...
*Expect more criminals during recession,Obiano tells judges
(Poverty breeds high crimes!Hungry man na angry man)
*Kaduna tremor: Senate warns against possible earthquake in Nigeria
(Maybe God punishment for killing Elzakzaky followers?)
*APC,PDP in war of words as Edo elects governor today
(Wetin concern Don Trump with Edo election?Nonsense!)
*Obasanjo backs sale of national assets
(Really?Why Baba no sell his own farms to Chinese investors?)
*EFCC re-arraigns Orji Kalu,others for alleged N3.2bn theft
(How many big thieves dey inside jail sef?All na shakara!)
*Again,Sultan sings discordant tunes on killings by herdsmen
(Until herdsmen kill Sultan's first born,relation or wife....)
*Ownership crisis: Hoodlums attack Osun indigenes at LAUTECH
(Lautech na correct university before but......)
*Recession: No C’River worker will lose job,says Ayade
(Can you swear by Sango,god of thunder?)
*Edo Decides: All Set as Security Agencies Deploy 26,900 Personnel
*APC,PDP in war of words as Edo elects governor today
(Wetin concern Don Trump with Edo election?Nonsense!)
*Obasanjo backs sale of national assets
(Really?Why Baba no sell his own farms to Chinese investors?)
*EFCC re-arraigns Orji Kalu,others for alleged N3.2bn theft
(How many big thieves dey inside jail sef?All na shakara!)
*Again,Sultan sings discordant tunes on killings by herdsmen
(Until herdsmen kill Sultan's first born,relation or wife....)
*Ownership crisis: Hoodlums attack Osun indigenes at LAUTECH
(Lautech na correct university before but......)
*Recession: No C’River worker will lose job,says Ayade
(Can you swear by Sango,god of thunder?)
*Edo Decides: All Set as Security Agencies Deploy 26,900 Personnel
(Embargo on inconclusive election....)
*Senate Starts Probe of Enelamah, MTN’s Alleged Illicit Repatriation of $14bn
*Senate Starts Probe of Enelamah, MTN’s Alleged Illicit Repatriation of $14bn
(Some Naija politicians deserve death by hanging....Take my word to Sambisa forest!)
*Confusion as Naira Slumps to N452/$ on Parallel Market
(That's the CHANGE!Let $1 equal to N1,000...No big deal!)
*Obasanjo: FG Needs to Spend Less, Earn More,Borrow Way out of Recession(Grammar...grammar...grammar no be money!)
*Lamido: APC Has Embarrassed Nigeria by Failure in Leadership Calls on governors to emulate Wike(APC is now the new PDP in town.Let me ask Asiwaju BAT)
*Fashola: FG Working to Address Forex Challenges of Electricity Operators
*Confusion as Naira Slumps to N452/$ on Parallel Market
(That's the CHANGE!Let $1 equal to N1,000...No big deal!)
*Obasanjo: FG Needs to Spend Less, Earn More,Borrow Way out of Recession(Grammar...grammar...grammar no be money!)
*Lamido: APC Has Embarrassed Nigeria by Failure in Leadership Calls on governors to emulate Wike(APC is now the new PDP in town.Let me ask Asiwaju BAT)
*Fashola: FG Working to Address Forex Challenges of Electricity Operators
(Let there be LIGHT...Too much grammar for God sake!)
*Report: More Nigerians Will Die of Cancer,Stroke than Malaria,HIV by 2023
*Report: More Nigerians Will Die of Cancer,Stroke than Malaria,HIV by 2023
(Back to Sender!All the budgets on health don enter voicemail?Ori gbogbo yin ti daaru!)
*Use of Military Force Will not End Boko Haram,N’Delta Militancy, Onaiyekan,Sultan Tell FG(Wetin go end am?Amnesty to killers,rapists,terrorists and kidnappers?I dey laff ooooo)
*Buhari in secret talks with Dogara, Tambuwal
(Why not with Saraki?Wetin I know sef about Naija politics?)
*2019 polls: 20 states have no RECS –Ekweremadu
(That's Corruption!Let me ask Egbon Lai Mohammed!)
*CJN,other judicial officers’ remuneration,hit N33bn yearly
(Plenty money dey Naija I tell you.....see correct money!)
*Edo: Many foreigners have obtained PVCs for election–Immigration
*Use of Military Force Will not End Boko Haram,N’Delta Militancy, Onaiyekan,Sultan Tell FG(Wetin go end am?Amnesty to killers,rapists,terrorists and kidnappers?I dey laff ooooo)
*Buhari in secret talks with Dogara, Tambuwal
(Why not with Saraki?Wetin I know sef about Naija politics?)
*2019 polls: 20 states have no RECS –Ekweremadu
(That's Corruption!Let me ask Egbon Lai Mohammed!)
*CJN,other judicial officers’ remuneration,hit N33bn yearly
(Plenty money dey Naija I tell you.....see correct money!)
*Edo: Many foreigners have obtained PVCs for election–Immigration
(From West African countries or Europe/America?)
*Bill for state police passes Second Reading
(I fit join Naija police..I go dey work for Forensic Dept!)
*Nigeria imports $18m tooth picks yearly–Minister
(No wonder many Naija people still get mouth odour....)
*Buhari,African leaders seek inclusion of informal sector in pension scheme
*Bill for state police passes Second Reading
(I fit join Naija police..I go dey work for Forensic Dept!)
*Nigeria imports $18m tooth picks yearly–Minister
(No wonder many Naija people still get mouth odour....)
*Buhari,African leaders seek inclusion of informal sector in pension scheme
(Bedtime stories for my friend's dogs)
*Senate to FG: Don’t sell national assets
(Welcome to 2nd Slavery in Nigeria...Oya make we Shoki!)
*Religious leaders urge Buhari to dialogue with N-Delta militants, others
*Senate to FG: Don’t sell national assets
(Welcome to 2nd Slavery in Nigeria...Oya make we Shoki!)
*Religious leaders urge Buhari to dialogue with N-Delta militants, others
(All the African gods sef support dialogue because...)
*Fashola dispels fears over possible nation-wide power shut-down
(Renewable energy & Solar power...the only SOLUTION!)
*Senate asks Buhari to dialogue with militants,rejects sale of national assets
*Fashola dispels fears over possible nation-wide power shut-down
(Renewable energy & Solar power...the only SOLUTION!)
*Senate asks Buhari to dialogue with militants,rejects sale of national assets
(What of pro-Biafra activists?2019 is loading..)
*I told governors,please let us save for the rainy days’ they said NO!.– OBASANJO
*I told governors,please let us save for the rainy days’ they said NO!.– OBASANJO
(Dis Baba Legba always love to be in front page of newspapers!Wetin concern me sef!Sai Baba Iyabo!Sai Ebora Owu!)
*2016 WAEC Result: Best Student Gets Scholarship Up to Ph.D
(That's commendable!I no trust PhD for Naija universities at all)
*India Business Community Injects $15bn Into Nigerian Economy.
(As long as Naija bizness community no inject hard drugs into Indian Economy)
Today's sermon :
Wetin dey happen for Edo state today?Let me ask Google now...
*2016 WAEC Result: Best Student Gets Scholarship Up to Ph.D
(That's commendable!I no trust PhD for Naija universities at all)
*India Business Community Injects $15bn Into Nigerian Economy.
(As long as Naija bizness community no inject hard drugs into Indian Economy)
Today's sermon :
Wetin dey happen for Edo state today?Let me ask Google now...
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