A Call From London

By Dare Lasisi. - "Hello Kunle, I saw your 3 missed calls. I hope no wahala?" "I dey kampe jare, abi wetin man go do ...



By Dare Lasisi.

- "Hello Kunle, I saw your 3 missed calls. I hope no wahala?"


"I dey kampe jare, abi wetin man go do with dis Change gofment....just to hear your voice as pocket don dry."CAN YOU SPOT THIS UNPARDONABLE TYPO ERROR? WHO CURSED NIGERIA?

"Really...Are you not at work today as a Lagos civil servant?

"No work today Sir, we are all on holiday in Lagos state."

"You mean Easter holiday? That's too early.You dis Naija people dey enjoy bogus holiday I tell you. Many of us living abroad must work like a machine to see extra money send to you in Nigeria."

"No Sir...not easter holiday o. President is visiting Lagos to commission a world-class bus stop and other important projects"

"Holiday because of a Presidential visit to the commercial centre of Nigeria? President of which country? I know Mr Integrity won't accept that kind of corruption of minds."

"Bros mi, I hope say London cold never enter ya brain. I mean President Muhammadu Buhari of Nigeria. Our own Sai Baba of Africa, the cleanest Fulani man ever created by God."

"Damn it!Oh my God! Public holiday because President Buhari is visiting Lagos state? Who cursed Nigeria for God sake?
That's the zenith of obnoxious tomfoolery without moral rectitude.Anathema, absurdity grade one plus undiluted sinecurism."

"Egbon mi, your grammar too much jare. Who grammar don epp for Naija? Abegi, park well jare you dis PDP apologist. Owonikoko not plenty grammar."

"PDP wetin? Please mind your language. I belong to no political party."

"If you say so, I no go argue with you. I hope say cold not too much Sir."

"Governor Ambode gave you guys holiday because of President Buhari's visit? All major roads blocked? Are we really serious in Nigeria with good governance? Eku tiyin ni Naija oo, a to gbogbo yin tioo."

"Bros mi, no big deal now..just to welcome Mr President to Lagos state. Abi why you dey halla sef? God go deliver you from dis Buhariphobiasis."

"I hope dem no tell you to wear white socks and line up by the roadside to wave green white green flags? E ti wa ya were gan n'ilu yin yen o Olorun n gbo!

"You mean say we are all MAD in Nigeria?" Dis na hate speech oo."

"Hate speech wetin? Argue with your conscience and don't ask me JAMB question.You mean everything now at standstill to welcome Baba Daura to Lagos? Can you imagine the image of Nigeria before the international community? What of losses?Can you calculate them?"

"Wahala yin ti poju jare...Egbon, ma pe yin later. Dis your words don dey get k-leg small small. Kilo de gan Broda mi London. Your bad belle no even make you celebrate dis global award for President Buhari."

"Don't call me again, I am also busy with my work. Don't tell me about the questionable Martin Luther King Jr award. I will ask Google for details. Thank you."

TO BE CONTINUED....

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